Jared Fogle 

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.

Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo

Jared Fogle by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007

Four Loko Fogle 

A dude that fucks bitches ad slams alcoholic beverages, but his specialty is four lokos. The bottleggers and ronas sometimes give him trouble, and he used to be a big-time shot guy... Until he discovered the undeniable glory of a good four loko. Four loko fogle doesn't care what shit you talk about him. He's just gonna keep on fuckin bitches and slammin some lokos.

Guy 1: "Who's that dude shredding poon?"
Guy 2: "Oh him? Thats just four loko fogle doing what he does best."

Four Loko Fogle by FourLokoFogle#1Fan January 30, 2020

Jared Fogle 

The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.

He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.

After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.

Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.

Jared Fogle by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021

Coma Fogle 

A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.

Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.

Coma Fogle by Coma Fogle August 27, 2023

dawed_fogle 

Shitty instagram meme page lol

@dartheatsdonuts: yo do you follow dawed_fogle on instagram?
@crunchy_bois: YES! DEUS VULT BRETHREN!

dawed_fogle by Dawed_Fogle December 12, 2018

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis 

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis by queensburykid March 30, 2024

folleague 

A colleague who you can share a beer with after work, but would not invite to your home. Usually an occupier of time before one meets their real friends.

Q: Do you want to meet for dinner at 8pm by your office?
A: That's okay, I'll hang out with a folleague until then.

folleague by Final Gravity July 9, 2016