Finger out of asshole 

Telling someone to stop doing shit and get on with their task.

Teacher: Finger out of asshole, finish your worksheet, or no recess for you.
Student: ...?

Finger out of asshole by Mr Confident July 12, 2016

Asshole Finger

When someone goes in for a fist bump and instead of bumping his/her fist you just give them the finger or the bird. An awesome trick that usually makes the recipient ashamed or really sad.

Scott thought he made a joke that deserved a fist bump. John disagreed and gave him the asshole finger instead. Scott was bummed.

Asshole Finger by Stanley Roper September 14, 2010

Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch 

Colloquial term for Kanye of the West, celebrity ranter and leather jogging pants enthusiast.

Get off of Twitter and raise your kids you fingers in the booty ass bitch.

Fingers In The Booty Ass Bitch by Dawn Keibals May 10, 2016

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger 

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Fingerasm 

this is what happens when your fingers do not listen to your brain when you try to type words on msn, resulting in several typeing mistakes called "typos." It can appear as if your fingers have just spasmed, that is why it is called fingerasms

- brenna(: says:

LAMO soo much fun lats nihgt at taht aewsoemst ptary evre

јέѕѕіċẵ says:

ahaha wowww

- brenna(: says:

typios damn
ahh more typojs
typos*
lmao soo much fun last night at that awesomest party ever
there finally, stupid fingerasm i had there

Fingerasm by x0bren0x May 20, 2010

assistive fingers 

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

assistive fingers by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

Asshole Fingers 

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

Asshole Fingers by Slokey August 7, 2009