Blond A: lol did yo know Fabio went commando on the beach last night?

Blond B: LMFAO! Didn't yo know that's fk all in his name?
Blond A: ???
Blond B: hahaha Fabio fucked ass baked in oil!
by slimflat November 26, 2019
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fabio is another name for mens perfume, because fabio guys remind me of aftershave..
"dam it your fabio smells good"
by JERALDLO MURLOWSKO November 20, 2006
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to kiss a leaf
Im going to FABIO U LEAF
by Gessyka September 19, 2003
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bigheaded friend that it a dumbass
best besti ever to have inglisc taim
jk love ya bestiiiiii
Me: you're such a big head Fabio
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Fabio is the most segsy individual.
Suspicious always, has many children of who he abandons, owns a drug lair ran out of his basement. Which got blew up. Of course.
Jade: oh I don’t have a dad
Barbie: you do, it’s probably fabio, he just traded you for his drugs
by local lobster September 18, 2021
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A fat gay slut that only hangs out with girls
Hey fabio what you doing
Hanging with bitches boi
by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019
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