Essex is a place formally known as the "tard capital" is is overpopulated with slags and trannywhores. Yet it is a hip place 2 live if u have no ambitions in life
omg look at the essex people, such tards

Wow look i almost got killed by the boy racers again
by essexbynature June 3, 2004
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A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.
"I'm from Essex innit? I'm such an Essex slag! Everyone in Essex wears burberry!"
by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004
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a shithole full of hoes called sharon or tracy who think they look buff in fake burberry n louis vuitton n who can't talk properly cause they r busy suckin cocks
Sharon:Alrite Trace
Tracy:fine fanks ta but i cant talk na ive got me mouf full
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The home of good sheet. We run tings!
Essex is the tits!
by GanjaUK dot com September 16, 2003
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Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear
by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009
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Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!

It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!
Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!

Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!

Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!
by Mate yer... July 30, 2009
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a whole county full of retards. No one knows how a whole county turned out so disfigured and wrong.
eww, he looks like he's from essex
by Anubis March 21, 2004
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