A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.
Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!
by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012
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Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 28, 2003
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A word to say for fun because I like it.
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by Erttt October 24, 2019
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slang term to refer to someone who posses the name 'Robert'
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Oh yuz Ert like!
by TwoPointOne October 27, 2016
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