Madrox Enigma

A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:

If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.

2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

in utero enigma

mystery surrounding the attributes of an unborn child

I have no idea what gender my baby is! It's a real in utero enigma.

by Justineer March 13, 2011

Enigma's Garden

Relating to Vahevia: A subterranean labyrinth epitomising the worst of roleplaying/strategic challenges, to secretly conceal a fallen god's quarantine that would poison the fabric of reality.

Renowned for the almost impossible combative, problem-solving, ethical, and psychological challenges it presents RPGers.

"Compared with the depths of Enigma's Garden, anything else is sanity" - Oshari

by Alhadis February 23, 2004

enigma-penguin

Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.

The enigma-penguin makes for a fine coat of fur.

by Sean Stover May 13, 2005

lil enigma

Usually a really cute boy named Kai who is mysterious in that he somehow just keeps getting better.

You're my lil enigma

by Lilmagicbean March 29, 2021

Enigma D.

He’s in short words, a discord
mod.

Plays Roblox, hasn’t gone outside for 3 years.
Definitely molested kids.
Tries to be friends with William Moore but failed

X: Wow there buddy you’re going to overboard with those curse words.
X: dude chill out you’re acting like a Enigma D.

by TheDearestThomas November 4, 2021

Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.

"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"

by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022