Madrox Enigma

A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:

If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.

2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009
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in utero enigma

mystery surrounding the attributes of an unborn child
I have no idea what gender my baby is! It's a real in utero enigma.
by Justineer March 13, 2011
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Enigma's Garden

Relating to Vahevia: A subterranean labyrinth epitomising the worst of roleplaying/strategic challenges, to secretly conceal a fallen god's quarantine that would poison the fabric of reality.

Renowned for the almost impossible combative, problem-solving, ethical, and psychological challenges it presents RPGers.
"Compared with the depths of Enigma's Garden, anything else is sanity" - Oshari
by Alhadis February 23, 2004
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enigma-penguin

Any of several stocky burrowing Australian marsupials of the family Vombatidae, somewhat resembling a small bear and feeding mainly on grass, leaves, and roots.
The enigma-penguin makes for a fine coat of fur.
by Sean Stover May 13, 2005
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Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022
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Enigma D.

He’s in short words, a discord
mod.

Plays Roblox, hasn’t gone outside for 3 years.
Definitely molested kids.
Tries to be friends with William Moore but failed
X: Wow there buddy you’re going to overboard with those curse words.
X: dude chill out you’re acting like a Enigma D.
by TheDearestThomas November 04, 2021
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lil enigma

Usually a really cute boy named Kai who is mysterious in that he somehow just keeps getting better.
You're my lil enigma
by Lilmagicbean March 29, 2021
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