effing jeffing 

Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well.

'effing jeffing hell'

'effing jeffing watch yourself'

'what the eff jeff is that!?'

effing jeffing by Lil' Alex January 13, 2009

effing chinese made 

uttered in disgust of an item you recently bought which breaks instantly.

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example one:

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example two
Steve: Hey how Dave how's that DVD player you bought?

Dave: Shit was "Effing Chinese Made", it stop working after 2 movies

effing chinese made by Akiano88 December 26, 2010

effing awesome 

When you go to a ridiculously popular, high quality restaurant (that normally has a waiting list, and doesn't take reservations for small parties) expecting to wait an hour and you get seated immediately.

We walked into the restaurant, expecting to wait for an hour like we normally do, but we got seated stat - effing awesome.

effing awesome by natkayt October 12, 2011

effing retarded 

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

effing retarded by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

effing adorable 

Travis mother effing amazingness.

Travis is effing adorable because he owns my heart =)

effing adorable by Taayylllllllllorr March 22, 2008

effing fucked 

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.

Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.

effing fucked by C. Prolix January 21, 2012

Effing the cat 

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.

Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.

Effing the cat by Fridge_666 July 11, 2024