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Dumbledore

AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE
Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?

Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.
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Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.
Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.
by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019
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Dumbledore

An old fashioned word for a bee (bumble bee) used predominantly in Dorset, UK
I stread on a dumbledore (I stood on a bee)
by Mekon666 April 28, 2009
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[Dumbledore]

The puppet in potter puppet pals that comes up randomly while naked
Person 1: GOD whos that naked puppet
person 2: THATS Dumbledore
Dumbledore puppet: NAKED TIME!!!!!!
Person 1: GOD!!!!!!
by minerva snape January 9, 2009
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The Dumbledor

When you are in the act of oral sex, cum on a girls chin so that it looks like Dumbledore's beard!
My girlfriend was giving me head during Harry Potter and i jizzed on her chin and it looked like The Dumbledore!
by The Dumbledore Man! November 29, 2011
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Dumbledore

To be gay. IE The act of being gay.
Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.

Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!

Andre: Why?
by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007
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Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.

Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys

Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)

AKA Dumbledoofus.
Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.
by MetallicGirl June 8, 2018
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