The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.
by Tom M Riddle April 15, 2011
Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!
by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019
Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?
Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.
Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.
by NON-BINARY SENTIENT BEING April 8, 2018
by Mekon666 April 28, 2009
Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.
Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!
Andre: Why?
Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!
Andre: Why?
by "The Icon" Tyclar October 20, 2007
Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.
Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys
Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)
AKA Dumbledoofus.
Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys
Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)
AKA Dumbledoofus.
by MetallicGirl May 22, 2018
by Nonyo Binness October 23, 2007