The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
by randygland25 August 18, 2010
Get the fat or pregnant dichotomymug. When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.
The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.
by collegegrad January 08, 2011
Get the College Graduate Dichotomymug. A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.
The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.
Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.
Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.
by zanderfin September 23, 2019
Get the possible-contingent dichotomymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Releasemug. by Melanie martini July 19, 2024
Get the Dichotomy & Dualitymug. The 6’6 450lb black guy finally catches up and has his way with the 5’2 90lb asian boy, creating a Gregorian Dichotomy.
by Musical Interpreter March 09, 2024
Get the Gregorian Dichotomymug. <.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.6.7.>Being Psychosomatic Around The Notion Of Being Involved In Anything Is Thinking Esoterically Whilst Addressing Drama By Dichotomizing Juxtapositions And Dichotomies<.7.9.6.7.>mug.