1. A very addicting game that will waste a lot of your time/money/life.

2. A game to get humiliated on by people who play Diablo 2 24/7.

3. The Devil himself reincarnated into one of the most addicting games in the world.

4. the killer of sex!
Guy 1: Dude, I stayed up playing Diablo 2 all night

Guy 2: You need to get laid.

Guy 1: Your just a jelous nub cuz i got a perfect torch and 80 hrs

Guy 2 : No seriously, you need to get laid.
by I Riot Quiet November 7, 2007
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I used to play Diablo 2 quite a lot about 4 years ago. It can be lots of fun unless you play it too much, in which case, it'll get boring and repetitive. But if you just play it in small doses, the repetition side effects could be minimised.

It's a shame when people forsake their friends, loved ones, family, education and careers just to play this game. Why the hell would you do that?
In Diablo 2 multiplayer, I used to be an asshole and go hostile (hostile is where you can duel other players) when the others just wanted to do their quests, haha. But shortly I changed my ways and actually worked with people. It can be fun when you play with others, just don't use it as your staple diet in life.

Don't blame the game for addiction problems, blame the idiots who let this game run their lives.
by Lord Desolator March 25, 2006
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congratulations blizzard you have created the most addictive game EVER! its a combination of crack cocaine and heroin

and i play it

someone help me please
hey wanna go to a party get drunk and fuck bitches?!
Me: no i'm going to stay on my computer and play diablo 2.
by EPIC_man April 22, 2008
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Extremely addictive game... awesome for a while... but when you start playin every available minute you have... you got a problem. Just got to keep it monitored and play when you can't do anything else...

Best game I have ever played, and the game I have played the longest, just make sure it doesn't rule your life...

I'm probably "addicted" because I won't quit... but I still have a life and only play a few hours a day, and never put it before anything else.

If you are a risk-taker, I'd say play this awesome game and hope it doesn't ruin your life... lol Give it a chance and to save yourself a lot of trouble if u play, stay 100% legit, no maphack, scams, bots, etc It ruins the D2 experience and only leads to bad things...

I have known many people that had their lives ruined by this game. Never get anything done, drop out of school, lose their job, etc... MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FALL IN THE TRAP!! I have literally seen people cry when they get scammed really bad, one last thing... DON'T TRUST A SOUL ON DIABLO 2, 99.99999999999999999% of them will try to get you at some point... I do not know of a single person besides myself that has never scammed another person, most "friends" really aren't...
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION!!
Proceed with Caution...

Diablo 2 is a dangerous game!
by half Addict :'( June 5, 2006
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A super super cool game that i am awful at! You get to kill cows!!!!!
wow, killer cows dude.
by moo November 9, 2003
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Game that is highly addictive, but you don't have to spend hours on it. People also actually buy items for this game on E-bay.....
Diablo 2 Player: Hey I found a rare elite unique.
Non-D2 Player: What? I found $10.
Diablo 2 Player: *Goes and sells unique on E-bay for $30.*
by JohnR June 21, 2006
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A game, in which you have a choice of 6 characters, of different skills and possibilties! Great game, very time consuming. IS the MOST addictive game out there, it is a MMRPOG.
-Advice: Do Not BUY it, or give as a present.
-Reason: Ruin your life and who ever posses's it!
diablo 2 is like the game runescape. equally addictive.
by terturus May 11, 2007
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