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B.A.D.S. 

phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.
Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.
B.A.D.S. by Phats December 15, 2008
diplomate of accredited board certified anesthesiologists
Diana was certified by d.a.b.a. when she received her degree in anesthesiology.
d.a.b.a by Sarah Leee September 20, 2006

B.A.D.D. 

Bleeds
And
Doesn't
Die
DAD: Your mother is B.A.D.D.
SON: That's not possible ! How does she defy nature like that.
DAD: No man has figured it out yet---but we are repeatedly told it's our fault.
SON: When I get old--- like you---I'll cure this
DAD: I remember when I knew it all too---then I meet your mother.
B.A.D.D. by Bandito Bodyman March 18, 2014
meaning a car or something isnt working worth a fuck.

B.A.D.-broke ass down
person 1-man your car is bad
person 2-do u mean bas as in good
person 1-no i mean bad as Broke ASS Down nigga
B.A.D. by kenny June 26, 2004

B.A.D M.O.F.O 

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.
She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.
B.A.D M.O.F.O by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017
suck a dick bitch !
girl 1 ; fuck you bitch !
girl 2 ; s.a.d.b !
s.a.d.b by omg , really ? May 24, 2009