"dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
by Midge16 March 13, 2010
Jerry: Last night I met this girl and I fucked her 10 minutes after I met her.
Bobby: Wow, she must be a major cum guzzler.
Bobby: Wow, she must be a major cum guzzler.
by Jeffrey Alexander Johnson November 22, 2007
that whore is a cum guzzler
by timmy6667892319871239 May 18, 2005
Man, it's "semen" - "Jimmy's Mom" already freaking spelled it out for you and you still got it wrong... TWICE!
...Idiot.
...Idiot.
by Levity-Slicket June 19, 2005
BUBBA: I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW GYM SHOES AND THEY ARE THE BEST.
JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.
TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH
JOSH: YEA THEY ARE CUZ YOU ARE A REAL GREAT SHOPPER NOT TO MENTION PERSON.
TIM: YOUR A FUCKING CUM GUZZLER JOSH
by NANDO2724 November 21, 2009
by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2005
Jenni is a cum guzzler
by bob dole March 9, 2005