An abbreviation meaning Chuckles to Self. Often used in the place of LOL (laughs out loud) because LOL has become over used.
by Abnor June 7, 2005
Used explicitly for the purpose of instigating a "calming" reaction from perpetrator. Shortened form of CTFD which is a Shortened form of Calm the Fuck Down. Areas of Usage are highly concentrated in the c-unit gangs of Western Sydney. In particular Baulkham Hills High School.
A: Dude i heard u got 100 UAI ?
B: FARKING GOOD 1?!?!?!?!?!
A: CT bro... im trying to compliment yu
B: FARKING THANK GOD !??!?!?!
B: FARKING GOOD 1?!?!?!?!?!
A: CT bro... im trying to compliment yu
B: FARKING THANK GOD !??!?!?!
by MazeratiPussyPoppin January 19, 2009
1. Chocolate Thief
2. One who inserts his penis into the rectum of another male, thus robbing them of their chocolate
3. Alan You-Know-Who-You-Are
2. One who inserts his penis into the rectum of another male, thus robbing them of their chocolate
3. Alan You-Know-Who-You-Are
Alan is a chocolate thief!
by Sega and Bird April 21, 2005
John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS.
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
by Aussie meat May 28, 2015
Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.
by Tim Vader July 26, 2004
by The Night that Never Ends September 14, 2011
Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.
If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
by Ngaire November 28, 2005