Crispy

The state of a high that is mellow and relaxed, prior to being “baked” or “stoned”.

I’m not high, just a little crispy.

by Yung MacGyver July 31, 2019

Crispy

A mischievous yet popular 15 year old australian incel who secretly griefs minecraft houses.

He also happens to be a mommys boy and always sleep between 10-11pm.

He attracts random girls for some reason.

Girl: "Is that Crispy? Omg he's so hot I want to marry him"
Girl 2: "I totally want him to grief me"

by Dancingpissbaby May 11, 2020

crispy

cool, hott, & sexy
everything YOU want to be

sarah is damn crispy

by sarah kohlaaa September 6, 2007

Crispy

The Darker You Are The Crispier!

"Look at that boy!"
"He's really crispy!!!"

by lil d wayne December 12, 2011

crispy

A person with the mental capacity of a rice crispy treat; an individual with nothing too contribute to society; a waste of oxygen that does not realize it is a drain on society, but instead exhibits a sense of unjustifiable purpose and entitlement in life.

We called her crispy due to her total lack of purpose in life.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Crispy

A word used by douchebags to describe something that has nothing to do with actually crisping or deep frying food.

Check out this bud dude, its crispy as fuck.

by crispygraves08 October 10, 2009

Crispy

a term parallel to the word 'sweet' used when something is exciting, lucky, or cool.

Girl: Whoa I really like Emoe's hair. Girl's Friend: Yeaaaah.. its pretty crispy

by Marieezy April 14, 2007