by Myajd jdg July 29, 2005
Person #1: Fuckin' 'ell lad there's a massive fucking cretin in me drink.
Person #2: Fuck off lad, ya ma's a cretin.
Person #2: Fuck off lad, ya ma's a cretin.
by I am the fucking law mate June 24, 2011
A person who has little or no intelligence. They usually act without thinking resulting in upsetting/annoying others.
by campbella August 9, 2010
(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)
Brittney Spears is a cretinous poster-girl.
by Bill Peters November 11, 2006
A disgusting human, in every way physically possible. Often a person who attempts to make jokes at other people to hide his true inside feelings of rejection.
Jonny was a cretin, everyone at work knew he was a cretin. It's the only word to fit his truly rejected personaity.
by Miranda Hart February 2, 2015
An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless
That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.
by Al November 8, 2003
A word derived from the French slang term 'crétin' (/kʀetɛ̃/) roughly translated as 'idiot' although in reality is often used in a more offensive way. It may also mean 'geek' in the context of the French language but is not used in this way in English.
by cavacavacavacava July 2, 2011