Man, She sure has a monster "Coner".
by RB Money June 28, 2022
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In short, a term for a “car-boner”. A person will have a coner if they become obsessed with a car they see.
Guy 1: Yo, that Lambo over there is so cool.

Guy 2: Yeah, it’s cool.

Guy 1: I have to see it up close.

Guy 2: You have a huge coner, dude.
by DoggyDitto April 3, 2018
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When you get hard over a sexy car
See that old Japanese shitbox over there, it just gave me a coner
by BushLad January 17, 2020
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The shortest guy you'll ever meet. He always needs help with something, and if you hurt him in the slightest bit, he'll get super pissed at you. If you loan him, per say, a pencil, and he does something to piss you off: you get over it. If it switched roles, Coner would bite your ass off. I honestly don't know how he finds his ass without a map.
Dude you're as smart as Coner
by StuckBetweenTheLies February 1, 2018
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reaching a boinf in the cold, leading to a raging cold boner
Dude, i totally just saw the new girl outside and got a total coner
by Alan Griggsby December 16, 2009
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The sexiest person you'll ever see. The moment you lay your eyes on him you can't look away. He's perfect in every way
by Not me March 15, 2015
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The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom
Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man
by timmmmah March 5, 2012
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