chod

in "the language" chod is a shortened version of dick or chode. a short fattened penis

suck a chod!

by none October 14, 2003

chod

A person who uses an online service such as a chat room, forum or multi-player game with the sole purpose of spoiling other people's enjoyment. This person might post chat room messages repeatedly, or with a huge font, shoot their own team members in a game or scream down the microphone just to annoy.

Since we banned users from ***.COM, our forum is now 99% chod free!

by Mr Bilbo May 19, 2005

chod

crap found at the bottom of the lake!

in the autumn when the leaves fall it forms chod at the bottom of the lake!

by alice & dan October 21, 2006

chod

a cock

she said i had a big chod

by paulos October 23, 2003

chod

The vocalised flotsam and jetsum of the mind - random thoughts that get expressed, or just complete blather. As a verb, the act of vocalising these thoughts.

1. There was a lot of chod at the meeting.

2. Jim chodded out a particularly lengthy anecdote

by Chodder August 23, 2005

chod

Jizz, spunk, cream, man milk, sloppy jalopy.

her face was flecked with chod.

by [D]Mr Cream T October 14, 2003

Chod

A term used to describe a white male with overly colorful and matching branded clothing. Like a jogging suit with a bright yellow shirt, gold chains, trucker hat and pilot style glasses.

My boyfriend went to the hip-hop cencert dressed like a chod.

by Super Hawk March 5, 2009