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Visiting Carlsbad Cavern 

Having intercourse with a woman who has a large cavernous vagina.
Hey bro I just got done visiting Carlsbad Cavern this morning! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

BARRIO CARLSBAD 

Where the mexicans are at.
Ohh yeah and where all the cholos are at to.
Dont try to start shit with them cause they will jump you,stab you,or do something crazy to you.They claim Varrio Carlsbad and most of them go to CVA and some to CHS.Some of them get kick out of CVA and go to other schools in north county because their to crazy.
BARRIO CARLSBAD by Ryan.420 June 6, 2009

Stay Classy Carlsbad 

A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad

Icetown Carlsbad

An ice rink that has chosen to employ a Karen as the manager. Why they have chosen to do this, I have no idea.
If there's one place out there where Karen literally IS the manager, Icetown Carlsbad is that place.
Icetown Carlsbad by antiquing February 3, 2024

Carlstadt 

You live in carlstadt
Carlstadt by charlz95 February 23, 2009

Carlosbad 

The barrio of Carlsbad, CA. Consists of many poor people and mexicans. South of Carlsbad Village Drive, north of Tamarack, west of the 5, and east of the train tracks.
I live in Carlosbad where my shit gets jacked daily.
Carlosbad by A whales vaginer February 20, 2008