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butt-nut 

the clumps of human excrement found on arse hairs. they cling to the hairs forming clumps,known as butt nuts. they occur when the bumhole has not been properly wiped with toilet paper.
oh no i have got a load of dried shit around my arse, they are sticking to my arse hairs. i hate butt-nuts!
butt-nut by Mr Frumley November 3, 2006

butt nut fart 

The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
butt nut fart by ckllol June 25, 2023

Butt Nut Buffet 

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into
Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

Butt nut squash 

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Butt Nut Stretch 

Doin' a girl from behind, flippin yo' sack over yo dick shaft and shovin a nut (or two) into the bitches ass whiist penetrating her vag with yo cock.
"I can't believe you pulled a butt nut stretch, man, that girl's like ten..."

Q:Where is Carlos? A: probably giving that girl a butt nut strech.

under the butt nut hut 

another name for men's boxers. for women a bra is called over the shoulder bolder holder.
if a girl bra is called over the shoulder bolder holder, then what is a boy's boxers called? under the butt nut hut?