bilf

baby i'd like to fuck
the more taboo version, but we all think about it sometimes? right? or not....

woah...my aunt just gave birth to a right bilf

by notapaedo October 16, 2006

bilf

Brother, I'd like to fuck.

I wish my sister would bilf me.

by Big Tool December 25, 2003

bilf

black i'd like to fuck

There are not so many bilfs left to choose from.

by One for the money March 9, 2005

bilf

a boy you instantly friend zoned just cause he's chemistry is to good, he is also the king of smoooooooooooooooooooooooooothness that their isn't enough 'o's in the word to show how smooth he is.

jeffery is my bilf

by mr joseph June 6, 2014

bilf

A boy who cannot escape the friendzone......tried but keeps failing....hes a soldier and won't stop trying.
#Mommentsilenceforthesoldier
#Secondchoice ;);):P:P

Jefferys a bilf, what can i do.

by mr joseph July 14, 2014

Bilf

Bilf is an acronym that stands for “Bee i’d like to fuck.” Follow Jayybirdlive on twitch for more information.

“omg barry’s dad in the bee movie was such a bilf”

by Mushr00mz July 18, 2021

BILF

Beard I'd Like to Fondle

Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"

by ichbintimothy February 5, 2014