Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.
I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.
by Vleis July 5, 2011
Your least favorite uncle.
Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.
by Darth Frosty January 4, 2018
by Jonno March 9, 2005
Baboon also known as hoset yousef
by Baboon2021 October 3, 2019
1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.
by Liviloves October 29, 2015
Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
by Bum fuzz May 15, 2018
by I, Wreckerrr May 17, 2021