Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.

"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."

Golden Puck Award by Nocciola July 19, 2009

Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.

When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.

Watson Award by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009

Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

Urban Dictionary Genius Award by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Ben Award 

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.

Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award

Ben Award by G'seppe October 9, 2013

participation award 

A "reward" one gets for merely participating. Although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.

"Congratulations, here's a participation award, for doing your best!"
"...because apparently my best isn't good enough to actually win something."

participation award by xldr November 28, 2011

darwin award 

an award given to somebody who dies or steralizes themselves in a manner that is so stupid and reckless, they actually improve humanity's gene poll by removing themselves from it.

He tried base jumping with an umbrella? He should get a darwin award.

darwin award by biotech69 August 14, 2009

Horse Award 

An awrard given to a lady with a very nice backside.

"Nice as Bun B when I met him at the Source awards, girl he had with him, ass could have won the Horse awards..."
From Kanye's 'Last Call'

Horse Award by Mechanix187 February 3, 2007