A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021
by the cool Ratman April 3, 2007
(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)
(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!
by Scott Davies December 29, 2007
by Steve February 18, 2004
A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
by ETON SOUPE February 5, 2015
-That’s Bitch Devon he’s one crusty ass mother fucker
-I know right him and Emma are basically are having sex in front of the whole biology class
-I know right him and Emma are basically are having sex in front of the whole biology class
by _Lukster_ April 20, 2018