ashton kutcher

An ugly white-bread loser who only got famous cuz he's bangin that old chick

What's up with his retarded looking haircut anyway, makes him look like a little kid

by kelly kapowski April 18, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

by Jenny July 3, 2004

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

by Idiot Paranoia June 29, 2004

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)

by juney cromer August 2, 2007