by Kurutsu February 9, 2004
when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
by my name's demi moore June 22, 2006
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 14, 2013
by Ollie Oxenfree May 30, 2004
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
by Darren May 29, 2004
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
by Kyle September 7, 2004