Assless Chaps 

A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.

Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.

Assless Chaps by Darbers April 13, 2008

Aisley

Is usually an amazing friend who can help you with anything. Gets great grades in school and very well mannered. Once you get to know Aisley she is super funny and energetic. Once your friends it will be forever.

Aisley is the social butterfly of the school

Aisley by Izzyfrizzy11 November 12, 2013

Aisle Check 

the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. VERY SCARY for little kids looking for their parents.

Drew: dammit, I've been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
Troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
Drew: I'm up to 20 times now, it's endless!
Troy: Sucks to be you!

Aisle Check by Ya Boy Trax August 7, 2010

Assless 

Pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. Assless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.

(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)

So that's Johnny? Woah, he has NO ass! Assless, right there.

Assless by SSLA March 25, 2011

Biscuit aisle 

A colloquialism used to describe the anus, or "poo chute".

Little Daisy Rhodes' river was running red, and that's when Dave knew that it was time to take a trip to the biscuit aisle.

Biscuit aisle by Gary Bunker May 18, 2010

aisle jumper

Someone who jumps around erratically in stores, going aisle to aisle with no particular pattern or order.

My friend is such an aisle jumper. I have to search the entire store to find them, just after they were right next to me.

aisle jumper by VirtualWaffle July 7, 2010

Aislehole 

N. An asshole that blocks an aisle or any other passageway

It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.

My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.

Aislehole by Nicnoc November 5, 2010