Abstinence bases 

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping

me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.

Abstinence bases by yo mama jokes April 3, 2010

abstinence 

n. ab'-stuh-nuhns

1) The act of not indulging in a certain conduct or desire.
2) The act of remaining a virgin until marriage.

1) Marco practiced abstinence to end his addiction to cigarettes.
2) Emilia used abstinence to stay sexually pure for her future husband.

abstinence by Megan A November 29, 2006

abstininthe 

to abstain from not drinking absinthe.

Hey man, let's practice abstininthe today.

abstininthe by domy September 10, 2007

Always Abstinence April 

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.

Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.

Always Abstinence April by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018

sexual abstinence

Voluntarily not having sex. This could be for a period or for a lifetime. Some people who practice this have spiritual reasons. Others want to avoid pregnancy or STDs.

Did you practice sexual abstinence until you married your wife?
-Yes, and it was worth it too.

sexual abstinence by somekid1981 June 30, 2009

abstinence 

1. A form of STD/Pregnancy Prevention used by intelligent people. Not necessarily just for the church-ie/"fat" kind of people.
2. A fool-proof way to prevent being a slut.

1. I'm atheist, skinny, and have a boyfriend, but I practice abstinence because I'm smarter than getting pregnant when I'm 15.
2. OMG, can u lyk b leev tat Sara iz abstinent?

abstinence by akumu October 5, 2005

abstinence 

The single most effective way of protection against STDs. Reportedly 99.99% effective.
Remember Jesus.

Abstinence is the best form of protection against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

abstinence by Moonflash September 28, 2005