A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.
Son: "Hey dad?"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
by The_Legcay_of_Foamy_Chewbacca August 9, 2011
Stage name for Tralee born musician J.D. Is currently a piercer in Metal Urges Tattoo and Piercing studio.
For many years he excelled as a semi-pro wrestler within the Tralee Wrestling Federation, until his music called back to him. His grandiose signature stylings and impressive use of the "sweep-picking" technique, have gained him an almost God-like status within the Kerry music scene.
His name is taken as a variation on the famous Black Label Society guitarist "Zakk Wylde". Although this was probably done to achieve some notariety, in his own right he has gained a somewhat ammount of infamy.
Has been known to shave off all his body hair for areo-dynamic purposes, he mainly does it for easy access into John Sykes style leather pants.
Has been known to be quite aggressive when approached, it is best to proceed from behind as his latent homosexual tendancies get him to " ...be kind from behind"
When asked what he thought of Jakk, Yngwie Malmstein replied : "...who the fuck are you talking about man?!!? .. and no i don't fucking like doughnuts!!!!!!"
For many years he excelled as a semi-pro wrestler within the Tralee Wrestling Federation, until his music called back to him. His grandiose signature stylings and impressive use of the "sweep-picking" technique, have gained him an almost God-like status within the Kerry music scene.
His name is taken as a variation on the famous Black Label Society guitarist "Zakk Wylde". Although this was probably done to achieve some notariety, in his own right he has gained a somewhat ammount of infamy.
Has been known to shave off all his body hair for areo-dynamic purposes, he mainly does it for easy access into John Sykes style leather pants.
Has been known to be quite aggressive when approached, it is best to proceed from behind as his latent homosexual tendancies get him to " ...be kind from behind"
When asked what he thought of Jakk, Yngwie Malmstein replied : "...who the fuck are you talking about man?!!? .. and no i don't fucking like doughnuts!!!!!!"
by tralee-msic-buff June 19, 2008
Is only the best author in the world since the last London Olympics.
E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.
Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.
Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.
E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.
Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.
Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.
Sarah: "Have you started E.V. Wylds' new book '9,000 Reasons' yet?"
Joey: "I just got it today! I am so glad she's back! I just finished her last book 'Never Falter', it was so amazing!"
Beth: "Are you guys talking about E.V. Wylds? Did you know she also writes adult novels and short stories under a different name too!"
Sarah & Joey: "No way! I've never heard that!"
Beth: "Yeah, she wrote 'Behind Adriana's Eyes' and 'For the Weekend' both as Ellie Vale."
Joey: "I just got it today! I am so glad she's back! I just finished her last book 'Never Falter', it was so amazing!"
Beth: "Are you guys talking about E.V. Wylds? Did you know she also writes adult novels and short stories under a different name too!"
Sarah & Joey: "No way! I've never heard that!"
Beth: "Yeah, she wrote 'Behind Adriana's Eyes' and 'For the Weekend' both as Ellie Vale."
by Modern_Day_Discovarian February 14, 2020
The Wyld Stallyns are the greatest band of all-time, not just because of its musical impact, but its societal impact as well, bolstering relations between nations and faciliting contact with extraterrestrial life (including Martians).
Bill: I am Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ted: And I am Ted Theodore Logan
Both: And we are the WYLD STALLYNS!
Ted: And I am Ted Theodore Logan
Both: And we are the WYLD STALLYNS!
by Erhyzn August 31, 2020
"That Jennifer Hudson is a Wylde Stallion".
by TheGreatOne0207 December 8, 2010
Pepsi Wylde is Pepsi cola variety introduced into the Australian market on 31st of December 2008. It is targeted at the Gay and Lesbian community.
The name Pepsi Wylde alludes to the free, alternative and energetic spirit of the gay and lesbian community, and also to the poet-author Oscar Wilde who was also a flaming man's-man
The launch of Pepsi Wylde included an advertising campaign featuring actor Hugh Jackman, in a vague reprise of his role as Peter Allen, yelling the slogans "Have it all, baby!" and "We dance to a rainbow music!" cracked out of his fucking gourd, dancing to a Euro-beat soundtrack in an alleyway filled with sweaty, half naked gay men.
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pepsi_Wylde
The name Pepsi Wylde alludes to the free, alternative and energetic spirit of the gay and lesbian community, and also to the poet-author Oscar Wilde who was also a flaming man's-man
The launch of Pepsi Wylde included an advertising campaign featuring actor Hugh Jackman, in a vague reprise of his role as Peter Allen, yelling the slogans "Have it all, baby!" and "We dance to a rainbow music!" cracked out of his fucking gourd, dancing to a Euro-beat soundtrack in an alleyway filled with sweaty, half naked gay men.
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pepsi_Wylde
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
A rightwing conservative Christian but all of his little fans are the biggest leftwing anti-Christian bigots you've ever heard of.
by Rock & Roll-over metal January 22, 2005