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A guy who, for some reason or other, only possesses one testicle or ball as it is sometimes otherwise known as.
Matt: Hello Pecket, did you have a good night last night?

Pecket: Yeah it was proper funny. Womble was sucking on some some ugly girls' jelly tots in the middle of the street, and she had varicose veins all over her jumper puppies

Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha that's funny, but who the hell is Womble?

Pecket: It's Gled.

Matt: But why do you call him Womble?

Pecket: Because he only has one ball- sounds like Womble!

Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha silly Pecket
Womble by Monkeymania October 31, 2008
Australian slang term for someone that does something stupid.

can also be used as a nice way to say they are a dickhead, a moron, a tosser or just plain slow.
you bloody womble pick up ya feet and trip over here instead.
steve:-ya Womble! the round peg goes in the round hole not the square one....

Alan:- ha ha sorry mate hit the turps last night

Steve:- George has got to be the biggest womble under the sun.
Alan:- Why?
Steve:- he went fishing the other day, took 2 hours to pack the esky and forgot his rod and tackle.
Womble by RodeoBlue September 19, 2009
1) A style of haircut, typically seen as a long, wavy, feminine style, though worn in a way that is masculine and rocker.
2) The name which God uses when walking amongst the mortals on Earth.
1) Did you see that guy? He was totally sporting a Womble.
2) Womble be with us in our time of need.
Womble by Zubeneschemali March 11, 2010
a 3 part sex theme/move

1. do the dirty
2. after you're done jizz on a popsicle stick
3. let it freeze and enjoy
dude those two just did a womble!
womble by lalaland111 July 28, 2009
When a cat puts all their legs under their body while sitting on the ground hiding their paws. Making them look compleatly legless.
Tabby is a womble
Womble by Benny February 5, 2004
To rub ones hairy ass on another person
Morgan Wombled Monica Singh Rathores Face when she was Asleep and she woke up with hairs in her teeth.
Womble by MrFrog October 20, 2008