waltoning

(verb)
To announce that you are leaving, or signing off from a public chat, and then spend time saying goodbye\goodnight to each person and waiting for their reply.

From the end sequence of "The Waltons", whereby each member would say good night to the other

"She said she had to leave to catch a bus, but spent so much time waltoning, she missed it."

waltoning by Lolotehe May 20, 2013

Wilkening 

A Wilkening is a crazy, funny person who spreads love. sometimes they are a bit annoying but you can't be mad at them because they are so friendly.

Did you talk to the Wilkening? He/She/It was soo friendly!

Wilkening by e2l0s0a6 June 11, 2020

Wintoning 

When you get a giant Tesla cannon and tase and destroy your balls with it and letting out a mighty roar

Cassidy: how’ve ya been buddy

Torbjorn: I was bored as fuck and wintoning myself now I can barely walk

Wintoning by anonymous February 23, 2023

Wilsonism 

The practice of staying in your room all day and not going out to touch grass. People who practice Wilsonism think about random stuff every day and probably don't have lives as they spam Valorant games instead of doing schoolwork. These people usually use Discord 24/7 and never leave vc. If you practice Wilsonism get a life. Please! -sincerely your best friend Questionable. Don't question it.

Wilson: I practice Wilsonism!
Bob: Oh so you're a degenerate.

Wilsonism by aignfiugasg August 23, 2023

Winstoning 

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

Winstoning by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Watsoning 

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

Watsoning by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Watsoning 

The moment of having severe lag and heavy glitches around the internet , the curse can be lifted if you're patient or restarting your client/device

i'm watsoning so hard

Watsoning by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024