(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.
by David Jurgens September 25, 2003
It is a person who is so absolutely retarded.... I mean perfect where they don't mess up anything but everything so u should never trust a wilken or you will regret it. But they are absolutely hilarious.
U have a Wilken don't you
by Jud2649 October 23, 2019
The only male in the United States to give birth to a human child, according to medical records currently on file.
Born in New Bedford Massachusetts with both male and female genitalia, Chaz was famous in his community as the "genderless kid", which was a rude and inaccurate nickname.
At the age of seventeen young Wilkens moved to Springhill Florida and was soon after miraculously impregnated by his then twenty seven year old boyfriend, who for legal reasons shall remain unnamed. The child was born with the same genetic qualities as his mother/father but unfortunately died after only two weeks due to lack of white blood cells.
Chaz Wilkens now lives in the Himalayan mountains with his husband, the same man from his teenage years, attempting at another child.
Is now a term used for humans that look male and female.
Born in New Bedford Massachusetts with both male and female genitalia, Chaz was famous in his community as the "genderless kid", which was a rude and inaccurate nickname.
At the age of seventeen young Wilkens moved to Springhill Florida and was soon after miraculously impregnated by his then twenty seven year old boyfriend, who for legal reasons shall remain unnamed. The child was born with the same genetic qualities as his mother/father but unfortunately died after only two weeks due to lack of white blood cells.
Chaz Wilkens now lives in the Himalayan mountains with his husband, the same man from his teenage years, attempting at another child.
Is now a term used for humans that look male and female.
by Assblaster69 December 11, 2012
The best science teacher known to man comes from New Jersey to New York every day to teach his students he’s the goat never gives us projects and never lets you down ok maybe sometimes I’m your class has a class clown “literally every class” genuine teacher !!! Period ..
by 2026baby August 29, 2022
Probably not the best looking person, But this person has a great personality, a big heart and is generous and loving towards everyone.
Hey "Wilkens" How Are You
by IsThxtYaDaddy November 24, 2021
Wilken is a hot boy
by LilDOfficial March 22, 2022