Its the act of taking your girl by the head and dunking her head under water. When she comes up gasping for air through her blow hole, stick your harpoon in it!
by deuceisinthehouse September 8, 2012
Having anal sex with your partner until interior climax. Due to built up pressure in the “blow hole” sed partner shoots the sperm out of the Anus onto the other partner. Completing the Boston whaler
Dude I met this girl at AA last night and apparently she’s into sea life. So, to spice up the sex I decided to give her a good ol Boston whaler and it was quite the treat!
by SeXYGrInGo December 15, 2021
Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.
Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!
by MoistSponge April 11, 2020
An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014