Watson is the code name of your girlfriends best friend aka Sherlock Holmes very annoying sidekick detective. A "Watson" is always creating drama within the relationship and constantly trying to dig up dirt on you. A Watson loves to throw you under the bus and generally hate on you in general.
"I was at the club with my boys and Watson showed up to spy on me all night."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
"Man, my girlfriends best friend is such a hating ass Watson."
by Buiwdin June 2, 2018
A creep that watches through the window, he is very horny and when he has sex his penis erupts after 2 seconds. They think they are the shit when they are shit at everything in life, he is also a drama queen.
by JackSucksAtLife:) February 1, 2019
Although this man has a very bad name, he is ridiculously hot. Any girl in the right mind should hook up with him. He is the definition of eye candy.
Girl 1: "You know Watson right?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"
Girl 2: "Yeah, of course. Do you think I should hook up with him at the dance?"
Girl 1: "YES! Of course! No girl should say no to a Watson"
by puppyydogg0 April 23, 2012
to poop, defecate, or shit. Named after the Wheaton College Music building, Watson Fine Arts, which has exquisite bathrooms for pooping.
Ishan: Hey dude, wanna go watch "How I met your mother?"
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.
Tim: Nah son, I gotta go watson first.
Ishan: Neat.
by BabyDinosaur October 11, 2009
A unit of measure equal to 5 feet 8 inches. Used to measure the furthest distance which the olfactory property of flatulence can be detected from the initial flatus.
by jcarson83 January 12, 2006
To "Watson" something is to do it to the absolute max, this could be anything from smoking a cigarette to hittin' the gym to partying your ass off.
by Stenny123 September 5, 2011
Usually refers to a guy who is very charming and funny. Favorite past time is photography and loves to drink. Favors German automobiles and Ikea furniture.
by sixfeetshort February 5, 2010