A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009
a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.
by brennan "Juggernaut" hensley September 16, 2007
When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015
by alex" January 8, 2008
A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!
last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles
by stubbyzeller April 14, 2009
Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.
by Aerianne Fairchilde March 12, 2007
Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.
Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
by S. P. Jarlsbeger September 2, 2008