by SteveAndJoeAndBob May 1, 2008
Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
by twankedondisbitchass January 31, 2015
Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017
Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
by AnthonyIan October 7, 2010
by Swayze baby December 28, 2013