Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

Turdle head

It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.

Bro, I have a massive turdle head!

by Fartmaster101 June 09, 2018

Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

by dddangerrr January 07, 2010

TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 07, 2012

Turdle Peek-a-Boo

A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.

After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.

by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014

Turdle

When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it

Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle

Person A) Bro, I have a solid turdle right now
Person B) Fix your shit, you sick fuck

by Turdlemaster June 09, 2018