Someone from the state of texas, one that is easily offended by anything that isnt from texas or anyone that talks smack about texas (see post regarding texas texan dallas and any other dirt bowl reference). They usually lack the linguistic skills to debate the facts, or form a complete sentence yet feel superior to those not from texas and will continue to ramble on for days on end about how amazing their craphole state is. It's a disgusting form of nationalism at a state level, an epidemic and mental disease that affects most people from texas and should be dealt with immediately.
Texan: The cowboys and texas rule, all you northerners talking smack about texas can foad
NONTexan: so I take it you're texan
Texan: damn right im texan, and proud of it, you people .....
NONTexan: so I take it you're texan
Texan: damn right im texan, and proud of it, you people .....
by esslingen June 16, 2017
someone who likes everything with a gallon of tabasco sauce, rides a horse to work (if u call work saying y'all and yee ha and trying on cowboy hats), plays the banjo uneducated and goes to the hoedown every night at the bar. Also where George Bush Sr. & George Bush
by never wannabe a texan November 30, 2005
1.someone who doesnt ride a horse, or lives in a dessert, or wears chaps with a hat! and we dont have accents, just cause bush is a retard doesnt mean the rest of us are! why dont u actually get ur stupid lazy north ass down here and see we dont even use the word yall anymore fuckin retards!
2.usually nice and pretty and works hard
2.usually nice and pretty and works hard
-"how come hilary duff doesnt have an accent and shes texan?"
-"dumbass texas never did have accents!"
-"dumbass texas never did have accents!"
by Aubrey Floryds May 19, 2006
Wow some tool was bored enough to find my def and offended enough to respond to it (see above, or mabey below by now tool's def), congrats :)
we are not all texans in texas, but we are all americans(quasi-intulectual bullshit)= i prove my own intellect by finding obscure defs and flaming them
by smiling_weasle November 2, 2006
When a truck with Texas plates performs a dangerous (to you) traffic maneuver that you must account for to avoid collision. Incidents include trucks that don't bother to check before shifting lanes, change speed for no apparent reason, or behave in such a manner that the operator's dick size is directly associated with whether or not you can pass his truck.
by kwisatzsawyer April 6, 2011
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by Kristan&Tristan June 25, 2011