someone who is incapable of comprehending new technologies and their uses.
A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.
by Gym76 December 8, 2010
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Used to describe those who are technologically challenged.
I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!
by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006
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Technotard: Combination of the word technology and retard
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.
He unabashedely admitted to being a real "technotard" when it comes to installing his new software into his computer.

Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.

I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!

by Patt Cotingham March 9, 2007
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someone who has no techno savvy....a person with little technological knowledge
Last night Brooke called and asked me how to check her email, she's such a technotard.
by Lady_M July 25, 2008
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Somebody that always pretends to know technology, or pretends to be a uber h4xor (awesome hacker)
Colton pretends to know computers, and Travis sends viruses, yeah right! they are such technotards!
by EMGP December 21, 2007
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A term, usually used by programmers or people who make a living on computers, referring to a person who may know very little or nothing at all (hence the 'tard'), about something technological, (hence the 'techno').
I know right, this individual is using python 2 when it is clear that python 3 is far superior to the afore mentioned python 2.

haha what a technotard
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A person who is technologically retarded. Esp. concerning computers and gadgets.
God, my mum is such a technotard! She asked if my Macbook charger would connect her iPod to her Windoze laptop!
by Gintonic November 2, 2010
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