stoops

when someone does or says something that is so stupid you don't even feel like saying the whole word.

"i think beyonce is ugly, don't you?"
"stoops!"

by zeero August 7, 2007

Stooping

1. The act of hanging out in a group of three or more people on a stoop.

2. A group of two or more people going from stoop to stoop for door to door selling, doorknocking, or claiming their territory.

3. The act of pooping stupidly. The combination of the words stupid and pooping.

1. Ryan: Hey Carl. You wanna go stooping after school?
Carl: Sure! We just need one more person for it to be considered stooping. Let's invite Jessica!

2. Jessica: I'd love to go stooping with you, but my job requires me to do the other kind of stooping. I'll be selling candy door to door.

3. Ryan: That's okay Jessica. We'd ask Miles, but he's probably going to be pooping stupidly at that time. He sure is a stooping master!

by thatguy92 February 1, 2010

stoop

The place where chillaxin usually occurs, prodominately an area known as the front fuckin porch.

As we walked up to the house we found two fellas chillaxin on the stoop and so we asked..."Who's house is this?" they responded "You rollin up to a party and you don't even know whos place it is?!...Well then come on in!"

by atron July 6, 2007

Stoop

Comes from the root word "Stupid".
A word used to describe someone who is in fact dumb or stupid

Andi thinks Open Season is funny. What a stoop.

by Boog'sBlueBear March 3, 2011

Stoop Stoops

n; A really stupid person, used for emphasis; Stephen D.

Stephen is a stoop stoops

by blaablaaablaaaa November 10, 2010

Stoop

And extra stinky poop

“Hey man what took so long?”
“Oh damn dude sorry I was taking a fat stoop.”

by lildusty March 9, 2021

the stoop

Outside of the University of Montana's Duniway Hall sits the perpendicularly placed stone benches and trash can that is the stoop. The stoop is a hangout corner where some of Montana's finest students sit around, smoke pot and cigarettes, and talk about their daily lives and their hatred of Oreos on Montana's no smoking campus. You will often hear the drunken and high laughter of the students at the stoop an will also see many students jousting cardboard boxes with a broom on a skateboard. These actions are normal for the stoop.

"hey are you ping to the stoop tonight?

"yeah"

*mumbles* "...druggie..."

Or

"I'm going to the stoop"

"will you get me some bud while you are there?"

by Jane+cats September 25, 2013