Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers 

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers by MulattoTech April 20, 2017

kolby stoops 

kolby is always a die for kinda guy. he likes football and spending time with his family. even though he has been through a lot he will do anything to make you happy. he loves to hold your hand and have you close to him. if you ever end up with a kolby stoops dont mess up because youll regret it. BIG TIME

girl 1: why did you play kolby stoops
girl 2: ik i feel terrible and i regret it but he moves to fast idk about him
girl 1: well you will regret it big time

kolby stoops by parkviewjr1026 November 9, 2020

Bob Stoops 

A man of character and persuasion with a knack for winning. A man's man. The subject of many nightmares in the lonestar state and the conductor of the real Texas Massacre.

Bob Stoops beat Texas again?

Bob Stoops by Mack Brown in TX May 23, 2006

Bob Stoops 

Best coach in college football. End of conversation.

Bob Stoops lead the Sooners to victory.....again

Bob Stoops by boomer sooner June 18, 2006

Fuckin stoops 

Fuckin stoops means to modernise the English language to try and be cool whilst dumbing down the nation

Fuckin stoops has translated my need for water because I am thirsty into a need to have sex

Fuckin stoops by Teri-Lee June 1, 2018

Stoop Stoops 

n; A really stupid person, used for emphasis; Stephen D.

Stephen is a stoop stoops

Stoop Stoops by blaablaaablaaaa November 10, 2010

Stoolstack 

Pile of shit, euphemistically.

OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass

Stoolstack by Aguilark April 29, 2012