The key to adding slabs of fake muscle to your body, and also to becoming a pro bodybuilder.
Yo I took my Austrian Brand steroids today and gained 5 lbs of muscle! But my dick shrank an inch...
by Jenkins December 7, 2003
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stuff that almost every single athlete takes that makes them grow boobs.
when takin steroids, men grow "moobs" man boobs. Ex. man are you takin steroids cuz u growin moobs.
by Eenya September 13, 2006
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Someone who cheats on homework or gets it from the net and appears to be really smart to the teachers.
"Billy,Alec, and David are such steroids, they get there answers from the internet and our teacher still thinks they are geniuses!"
by Shuligan September 19, 2005
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Term jokingly used to describe members of Anonymous by Anonymous. Really used to make fun of the way a Fox News 11 reporter described Anonymous in a summer of 2007 report on Anonymous.

The report described a family that was supposedly targeted by Anonymous. The matriarch described the family's attempts at safety by shutting the curtains and showing off the new family dog.
These hackers on steroids have only two weaknesses: dogs and curtains.
by idon'tknowwhatnametouse February 4, 2008
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A common lamen who takes roids to increase his puny muscle mass while shrinking his manhood thus creating the ultimate douchebag regret with small man syndrome. Typically where's sunglasses at night and inside clubs, wife-beaters or shiny bedazzled shirts to show off his roid muscles and to intimidate others. Except he is just over 5' tall and is always looked down upon at which time he spits on people and runs away screaming like a little bitch. Once in the safety of his Benz with chrome rims and blacked out windows he believes is he now invisible to those around him and safe.

Doubebags are never safe, they stick out like a fat kid eating McDicks inside a McDicks. Joseph D'Antonio may have this experience while he worked at McDicks flipping burgers until his muscles grew and he was too good for burger flipping in his mind. He then got a nice Pit Bull and random tattoos all over his body to compliment his new roid muscle and turned into a full fledge Douchebag of Vancouver. He's currently applying to be on the Douchebags of Vancouver TV show which will air as soon as they can find enough Douchebags who can actually spell and sign their name.
Steroid Monkeys like Douchebag, Joseph D'Antonio local Vancouver Celebrity in the car scene who recently attacked and spit on a fellow car enthusiast because he had roid rage over a parking spot at a grocery store. He then ran away like a bitch, but came back to key the victims vehicle and then ran away like a little bitch a second time.
by Douchebag Hunter December 20, 2013
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phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world
Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.
by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003
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1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
Wassup Midget-On-Steroids?
Hey midget on steroids, man do you like eat steroids for breakfast?!?
by Valher November 3, 2009
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