smuck

The combination of garbage and urine fumes that passes for air in New York City in August.

I need to take a shower. I'm completely covered in subway smuck!

by jbean October 8, 2003

smuck

When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.

"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"

or

"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"

by Julie C. December 12, 2003

smuck

To win a game with ease and a very high score, almost to the point of embarrassment.

"The score of that game was 80-2. It was a total smuck!"

by Lizzie February 25, 2005

smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

by Lisa December 11, 2004

smuck

to insert your penis into a can of spam while wearing a dress and listening to "you spin me right round" by billy idol.

bobby invited his friends over to smuck with him

by Jason McEnteer December 23, 2007

smuck

(n.) A small plop or pile, usually relating to feces and defecation.

"Mommy! I made poopy smucks!"

by iEatSand July 22, 2007

smuck

to kiss or "smuck" with lips

quimby liked to smuck cocoa on the lips.

by quizna April 19, 2006