mickey mouse slaughterhouse
mickey mouse slaughterhouse by TheRealMugman October 26, 2020
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Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse
What you call your asshole after an ill advised night of feasting upon any kind of middle-eastern food.
Johnny: Estick What are you doing in there, we have to go!
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.
Estick: Cool it Johnny I got a mean Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse going on in here, I'll need at least another hour.
Bangladeshi Slaughterhouse by The Ugly Barnacle April 6, 2015
Borges Slaughterhouse
A place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. Although appearing intriguing from the outside, with Macy's and Home Goods signs for the women, Fun Space signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. If the deep, monotone voice isn't enough to crumble your soul, then the multitude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.
Child- "Mommy, can we go to Borges Slaughterhouse this weekend? I want to play in the ball pit."
Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."
Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."
Borges Slaughterhouse by Maximus Prime Pentakropski III January 19, 2011
Donkey Dippin Slaughterhouse
While doing a girl in anal canal, a buddy joins and begins double penetration, while she is on her period and he begins to insert a meat tenderizer in her vagina while the buddy inserts his ball sack into her mouth. The female is then kicked in the nose and you then bust a nut in her eye.
Donkey Dippin Slaughterhouse by DDS inc. December 1, 2010
couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse
Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse by 2bilious January 11, 2012
American slaughterhouse
By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.
American slaughterhouse by Monkey's Dad April 29, 2020