He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.
by Im his friend it aint true April 11, 2019
A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.
by The_Smo_27 March 20, 2017
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A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.
“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”
by Neebs_06 February 11, 2018
Fast and french. Loves to be outside but not much with people. Would rather be outside then with people, but still with people. Doesn't need to tell to people he was outside, but still likes to be outside and then with people.
"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."
"Jai pas besoin de dire a tout le monde que jprend des marches."
"I don't need to tell everyone I'm taking a walk."
There was a really nice sunset out there with beautiful colors, but Simon did not take a picture and shared it because he knows everyone was outside already seeing it.
by Nailakh October 10, 2019