by gamerjhonny February 2, 2022
Selma is a bitch. She usually plays the victim in the drama she makes up in school.
Even tho she is a bitch she has beautiful eyes.
Girls who are named Selma usually have a big fuck*ng ass.
Even tho she is a bitch she has beautiful eyes.
Girls who are named Selma usually have a big fuck*ng ass.
Guy 1: Hey! There's s Selma!
Guy 2: I hate her, she is annoying af.
Guy 1: Oh. okay.. she has a nice ass tho..
Guy 2: I hate her, she is annoying af.
Guy 1: Oh. okay.. she has a nice ass tho..
by loopoo oopoo July 24, 2020
pauline : I feel like selma
laura : what’s selma? isn’t selma a name?
pauline : no it means safe, I feel safe
laura : what’s selma? isn’t selma a name?
pauline : no it means safe, I feel safe
by pocahontaselma May 6, 2020
Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.
Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.
Oh, Patty and Selma.
by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016
The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.
by selmalover123 April 13, 2011
A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.
Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
Oh
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
Oh
by SchizoidMan December 10, 2010