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Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers
Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.
by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007
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Santa Clause

Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.
Dude that santa clause is packin some serious shit
by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004
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Santa Clause

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.
Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.
by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019
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Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason
by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018
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Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?
by William<3 December 23, 2021
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santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA
Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch
by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017
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Santa Claused

When they hoe you so bad it can be described simply by one hoe, they hoe hoe hoed you
“Bro she kissed a fat ugly guy last night, she Santa Claused my ass”
by Most palone April 2, 2019
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