Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

Saltine Cracker

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021

M.C Saltine

1. Cracker
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.

Hey whats up M.C Saltine?

by CrazyP April 2, 2007

Saltine-American

A Saltine-American is the politically correct term for North American (specifically United States Citizens) not of color. The term resulted from the inappropriate use of the more offensive term "cracker".

"Today in class the children were taught how Saltine-Americans live throughout the United States, and are descendants of unspecified geographic cultures."

by MeBeCoup July 26, 2015

saltine shake

any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".

When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.

by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007

Saltine Savior

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009