17 definitions by geederd
A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
by geederd November 29, 2020
by geederd May 9, 2023
In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.
Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
by geederd November 29, 2020
A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.
Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 29, 2020
When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 30, 2022