by Paul Thornton November 6, 2007
someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time
by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008
See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017
Person 1: Wow bro, you have a huge SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
Person 2: Thanks bro, took a lot of years, kfc, McDonald's and Jack Daniels to gain this SUMP!
by BigSump69 November 24, 2022
One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020
by Janessaa April 9, 2020