JONNI: Hey dougs sisters ass is so nice
Tom: I kno she is such a silf
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CHRIS: DO YOU HAVE A SECRETARY
CEDRIC: YES, WHY DID YOU ASK?
CHRIS: NO REASON
CEDRIC: BUT SHE IS A HOT SILF
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Sandwich I'd Like to Fuck. No metophore, no second meaning... It's just a ham, cheese, tomatoe and lettuce on wheat sandwich that you would like to smother with your Man Mayo.
Schoolboy 1: Hey did your mom pack your lunch today?

Schoolboy 2: Yeah... Why?

Schoolboy 1: SILF!!! *starts fucking sandwich*
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my sister got out of the shower the other day and i couldnt resist the urge to finger bang her, which then led to jizz worthy fornication.
that hoe's a mother fucking SILF!!!
by Jackzilla April 2, 2009
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pratshan: wow look, a pink SILF i've never seen one of those before
frankesky: bugger off you butters minger. UGLYYYYY. mmmm that is a nice SILF though =
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Smiley I'd Like (to) Fuck.
That emoticon is a total SILF.
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Slug I'd Like to Fuck
Slug as in a woman with a damp pussy
You see that girl over there, what a SILF.
I want that SILF to rub all over my bald head.
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