dumpster quif

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.

Dude, she dumpster quifed me while I was inside her!

by SuicideJimmyD2 May 29, 2019

quif boy

The quif boy is a very mystical creature. He holds some properties of a quif and some of a boy. He is an embarassment and a mistake after sex. He is a boy in the sense that he is not yet a man and dose childish things such as drive like a dick head with warts and call people out with no intention in actually fighting. The quif boy has been known to appear very seldom but when one is seen, all who witness should bask in the awesomeness that is the worst two people could bring into this world.

Jeff arrived to fight Ryan after calling him out, but then ran when Ryan advanced on him. What a quif boy.

by John Monopoly April 14, 2008

quife eater`

NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.

Bob: I hate you
Nick: Shut the hell up you quife eater!

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003

quif sucking

When a women is about to quif the man or men reach for the nearest container and capture the emitted wind and proceed to snort the contants until they eventually pass out.

I was totally doing this girl and passed out from quif sucking.

by ferri goodblower June 20, 2008

quif pizza

when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row

Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.

by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

Master Quif

What people who hate halo (gaylo) call Master Chief.

Oh are you going to go play some Gaylo with Master Quif?

by MasterQuif October 18, 2008

gravity bong quif

the sound generated when using a gravity water bong and pulling the bottle to the very edge of the water before inhaling

We were talking about the inequalities generated by NAFTA when Johnny pulled a gravity bong quif

by Moose85 April 23, 2007